In Theaters

Daniel Barnes @ the SN&R – 8/21 issue


*Calvary asks some challenging questions about the nature of sin and redemption. Are the priests who ignored sexual abusers in their own church just as guilty of their crimes? If we’re just actors in a play that has already been written, do sin and virtue even exist? “Do you know what felching is?”


*After a decent first half, the idiotic plot of Let’s Be Cops (pictured) takes over, at which point it becomes the Police Academy sequel that even David Graf would refuse to make.

*Like its predecessors, the unwatchable The Expendables 3 is a nightmarish catastrophe of screen direction and spatial logic, and no fun at all.