Category: Dare Daniel

Dare Daniel – “Simon Sez”

Simon Sez (1999; Dir.: Kevin Elders) GRADE: F By Daniel Barnes If you have ever attended an NBA game, then you have probably seen some of the pre-taped bits starring the home team’s players that are shown throughout the game on the arena Jumbotron. Players exhort the crowd […]

Dare Daniel XXV – “Freddy Got Fingered”

Freddy Got Fingered (2001; Dir.: Tom Green) GRADE: D+ By Daniel Barnes The easiest and least honest way to dismiss the depressing grotesquerie of Tom Green’s Freddy Got Fingered is to malign the film solely for its wretched content. Yes, director-writer-star Green uses profoundly disturbing subjects like animal […]

Dare Daniel – “Chairman of the Board”

Chairman of the Board (1998; Dir.: Alex Zamm) GRADE: F By Daniel Barnes *Dared by Frank Miller (@frankinstereo) It is quite common in vulgar juvenile comedies for the hero, usually a socially maladjusted and borderline deranged man-child, to be found irresistible by beautiful (usually blonde) women. Whether it […]

CLASSIC DARE DANIEL – “Krippendorf’s Tribe”

*Rewritten from a Dare Daniel review originally published on The Barnesyard blog on November 14, 2005. Krippendorf’s Tribe (1998; Dir.: Todd Holland) GRADE: F By Daniel Barnes Tim Conway’s legendary Dorf character was a bumbling Germanic dwarf who waddled his way through a series of faux-instructional videos in […]