My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea (2017; Dash Shaw)

GRADE: C+

By Daniel Barnes

Jason Schwartzman voices another Max Fischer-esque, high school fabulist in this unique but strangely aggravating animated feature, an odd blend of crude hand-drawn animation and sophisticated Photoshop.

Like the 34-year-old debut feature director, the protagonist is named Dash Shaw.  He’s a high school sophomore and fledgling journalist prone to printing fantasy as fact.  In case you were wondering, the lengthy title should be taken literally.  After Dash uncovers a real conspiracy involving fudged environmental impact reports, the entire high school sure sinks into the sea.

Dash and his nerdy friends scramble up the floors to safety, while their classmates and teachers die horrible deaths all around them.  It’s meant to play like the sketchbook fantasies of a 15-year-old outcast, and the characterizations of high school archetypes are Daria-level broad (the lunch lady knows kung fu, etc.).  However, it feels more like an extended, not funny version of a Community gimmick episode.

My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea is deadpan to a fault, with monotone line readings that feel unnaturally disconnected, a tone that lacks command and a story that feels feckless and bored.  Better things are surely ahead for Shaw, so file this one  under J for “juvenilia.”

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