“Biker Boyz” Podcast Movie Review

By Daniel Barnes on June 14, 2022

Biker Boyz – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 112

“I don’t know what the hell your fool ass was trying to prove, but whatever it was, you proved it!”

King of Cali cronies Daniel and Corky rev down to review the high-speed, low-energy biker movie Biker Boyz. This underdeveloped outline of a movie concerns motorcycle hustlers striving to become the “King of Cali” for reasons we can never know.

Elsewhere, Daniel and Corky discuss Kid Rock tribunals, bikini bike wash fundraisers and smoking guys in Fresno.

BIKER BOYZ FACTS AND FIGURES

This week’s movie-themed cocktail: Smoke (1.25 oz. Templeton Rye; 0.5 oz. Johnnie Walker Black; 0.25 oz. Warbringer Mesquite-Smoked whiskey; 0.5 oz. Midtown Spirits Cold Brew Coffee Liqueur; 1 tsp. vanilla bean syrup; 2 dashes El Guapo Chicory Pecan bitters; stir, smoke and strain over ice; garnish with a flamed orange peel and top with 1 dash Highland Park Viking Honour)

U.S. theatrical release: Jan. 31, 2003

Critics scores: 23 on Rotten Tomatoes; 36 on Metacritic

This week’s darer: Samantha Kidd

Why did Samantha dare Daniel and Corky to watch Biker Boyz? “I first saw this movie as a teen and thought it was THE SHIT, but I watched it again a few years ago and was shocked at how truly atrocious it is. I still love it for the nostalgia, but I’ve yet to meet any other human being or has or is willing to watch this piece of trash. I don’t know how I can adequately describe both my love and hatred of this movie and am dying for someone else to experience it, so I dare you guys to give it a watch!”

IMDB synopsis: “A son of the leader of a legendary group of an urban biker gang tries to retain his championship title.”

This week’s referenced movies: Skullduggery; Smoke; Blue in the Face; Final Destination 2; The Recruit; the Fast and the Furious films; Fight Club; Viva Knievel!; Gangs of New York; Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace; Backdraft 2; Saturday Night Fever; 8 Mile; Deadly Attraction; The Good, the Bad and the Ugly; Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory