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Daniel Barnes

Co-host of the Dare Daniel and Canon Fodder podcasts and a member of the San Francisco Bay Area Film Critics Circle.

“Hounds of Love” Movie Review by Daniel Barnes

Hounds of Love (2017; Ben Young) GRADE: C+ By Daniel Barnes *Opens Friday, May 12, at the Roxie Theater in San Francisco. Well, that was unpleasant. A stylish, squirm-inducing thriller from Australian first-timer Ben Young, Hounds of Love stars Ashleigh Cummings as Vicki Maloney, a rebellious teenager abducted […]

“The Happiest Day in the Life of Olli Mäki” Movie Review

The Happiest Day in the Life of Olli Mäki (2017; Juho Kuosmanen) GRADE: C+ By Daniel Barnes Shot in a hazy and washed-out black-and-white, and so slight and unassuming that it barely qualifies as a movie, this true story about the titular Finnish boxer training for the fight […]

“My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea” Movie Review

My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea (2017; Dash Shaw) GRADE: C+ By Daniel Barnes Jason Schwartzman voices another Max Fischer-esque, high school fabulist in this unique but strangely aggravating animated feature, an odd blend of crude hand-drawn animation and sophisticated Photoshop. Like the 34-year-old debut feature […]

“The Assignment” Movie Review by Daniel Barnes

The Assignment (2017; Walter Hill) GRADE: B- By Daniel Barnes The devolution of the Hollywood mainstream from a relatively low-frills genre film factory into soulless purveyors of perversely over-branded pap cleanly overlaps with the career arc of writer-director Walter Hill.  Over forty-plus years in the industry, Hill went […]

“Staying Vertical” Movie Review by Daniel Barnes

Staying Vertical (2017; Alain Guiraudie) GRADE: B- By Daniel Barnes Alain Guiraudie’s self-contained, cryptic, borderline pornographic, Hitchcock-goes-homoerotic Stranger by the Lake was a jaw-dropping breakthrough in 2013/2014, even though it was the sixth feature film for the 52-year-old French writer-director. Staying Vertical is his highly anticipated follow-up, a […]

“My Life as a Zucchini” Movie Review by Daniel Barnes

My Life as a Zucchini (2017; Claude Barras) GRADE: B By Daniel Barnes Spoiler alert: this film is not about a little boy who transforms into a zucchini.  That goofball title and the Pop Art-meets-Cubist character designs do nothing to prepare you for this relatively realistic and fairly […]