Tuck the kids in bed, get out your sex jeans and strap yourself in for this decidedly NSFW episode of Dare Daniel, as Daniel and Corky submit to the ultimate punishment: watching and reviewing all three entries in the Fifty Shades movie trilogy. After promising last week to review the films in “horrifying detail,” your lip-biting hosts do their dirtiest dirty work yet, reviewing nearly six hours worth of Fifty Shades cinema in one epic episode. Resisting the urge to change directors one-third of the way through the show, the hosts improvise songs about sex denim, while Corky wonders if BDSM stands for Bills/Dollars/Scratch/Moolah and Daniel does the show’s first-ever spit take.
This week’s Darer: Heather Smith
This week’s referenced movies: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy; Blade Runner; Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring; Glengarry Glen Ross; After Dark, My Sweet; At Close Range; The Snowman; Don’t Look Now; Eyes Wide Shut; The Silence of the Lambs; Crocodile Dundee; Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!; The Godfather; Aloha; Hard Ticket to Hawaii; The Graduate; The Identical
Ratings for Fifty Shades of Grey: Daniel – Dare; Corky – Double Dare
Ratings for Fifty Shades Darker: Daniel – Double Dare; Corky – Double Dare
Ratings for Fifty Shades Freed: Daniel – Double Dare; Corky – Double Dare