Big Money Hustlas – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 89
“Now there’s an Oscar waiting to happen.”
Daniel “Lemon Meringue Pie-Ass” Barnes and Harry Cox fanboy Corky McDonnell go horrorcore with their review of Big Money Hustlas. Insane Clown Posse members Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope star as Black culture-appropriating non-actors flailing through an unfunny, overlong parody. Direct-to-fisheye-lens mugging, fan service in-jokes, and sophomoric hijinks too stupid to be offensive rule the proceedings.
Elsewhere, Daniel and Corky discuss magic ninjas, gun-dick guys, fallopian fruit flippers and Dr. Dinglenut.
Deadly Attraction (Gunnar Pearson)
BIG MONEY HUSTLAS FACTS AND FIGURES
Corky’s craft beer: Sudwerk Funhouse Sour (6.0% ABV)
Direct-to-video release date: July 18, 2000
This week’s darer: Mr. Positivity Wolfie T
IMDB synopsis: “It’s New York City, and the crime lord Big Baby Sweets has got NYC around his finger. The NYPD is helpless so the Chief sends out for Sugar Bear, a 70s, Dolemite worshiping, rhyming supercop from San Fransisco to stop Big Baby, his Magic Ninjas, Hack Benjamin (Jumpsteady, and his 2 sidekicks, Big Stank and Lil’ Poot, with the help of Officer Harry Cox.” [sic]
This week’s referenced movies: Big Money Rustlas; 365 Days; American History X; the Dolemite movies; Norbit; Cool as Ice; I’m Bout It; Big Ballers; I’m Gonna Git You Sucka; Airplane!; The Age of Innocence; Ready to Rumble; The Jerky Boys Movie; Hercules in New York; Hunger; Dragged Across Concrete; Pulp Fiction; The New Mutants; Ava; Runaway (1984)
Ratings: Daniel – Dare; Corky – Double Dare