“The Next 365 Days” Podcast Movie Review

By Daniel Barnes on September 20, 2022

The Next 365 Days – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 119

“Fuck society.”

Daniel and Corky bid farewell to beloved toxic couple Massimo and Laura with their review of The Next 365 Days. Endless, pointless and utterly lacking in any new story developments, The Next 365 Days offers even less than its vapid predecessors.

Elsewhere, Daniel and Corky discuss brunch montages, air humping, drone fatigue and yurt sex.

THE NEXT 365 DAYS FACTS AND FIGURES

U.S. streaming debut: August 19, 2022

Critics scores: 0 on Rotten Tomatoes

This week’s darer: Dean Longenecker

Dean’s dare: “You’ve watched the first two–unfortunately, so did I–so you MUST watch the third. As with the last movie, I had absolutely no idea where the actual plot was going until the end. Lots of loud music, softcore sex, bad acting and some good cinematography. That person on the crew actually gave a damn about trying to do something good. Director and screenwriter sure as hell didn’t.”

IMDB synopsis: “Laura and Massimo’s relationship hangs in the balance as they try to overcome trust issues and jealousy while a tenacious Nacho works to push them apart.”

This week’s referenced movies: 365 Days; 365 Days: This Day; Viva Knievel!; Jaws: The Revenge; Cosmic Sin; Megaforce; Men in Black; The Birdcage; Half Baked; The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie; Saturday Night Fever; Citizen Kane; Pulp Fiction; the Fifty Shades trilogy; Gerry; Q The Winged Serpent; The Double Life of Veronique; The Godfather